Tag: mlb
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How Did This Happen and What Do We Do Now? Part 1 (The hitting part)
This Orioles season has been like if you had a brother who was a UFC fighter and he had a big title fight coming up. You buy the pay-per-view well in advance, you invite people over to watch the fight and you prepare a bunch of fun snacks for people to eat. While the undercards…
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30 MLB Players vs 1 Gorilla
When Brandon Hyde decided to put Charlie Morton on the mound in the 8th inning of a two run game I decided I needed to protect my peace and rather than watch Morton grapple with his baseball mortality I opted to open my phone and scroll on TikTok. While Morton was falling behind 3-0 to…
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Ist es Over Für Mich?
After a 24-2 beatdown at the hands of the apparently mighty Cincinnati Reds the Orioles sit at 9-12 on the season which is good for 4th place in the AL East. The O’s have put me in an interesting spot where I look at the 9-12 record and I know it’s bad but it’s not…
The Dishwasher 